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GHhauman.bsky.social

I saw there were some breakfast plums Left in the icebox by someone But you don’t care who left them behind, do ya? I left a note where I extolled How they were sweet and oh so cold Forgive me, we’re back in #AltHallelujah

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SWpopelizbet.bsky.social

The pig "do not call me brother" meme is absolutely poetry. Does this connect to poetry as meme, à la #AltHallelujah@alexandraerin.com shines here) to comment on the meme of the day?

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PJtomscud.bsky.social

I miss the #althallelujah tag from twitter. Many good things to the tune of hallelujah.

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JBsatyric.bsky.social

I’ll only repost my own, but there are much better ones by amazing writers in the thread.

Brought to a Court we'd never seen To question, and thereby to glean What ails the Prince, our schoolchum Since we knew you
We never did manage to learn Who's Rosencrantz, or Guildenstern A deadly and absurdist Hallelujah
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Jeremy Bearimy @Satyric• 12/16/21
Replying to@EllenKushner
On holidays, the jar I hate Is flaked carp in a jellied fate
But now I'm told that store-bought will not do you
The secret to this special dish
So nu, you have to grind your fish!
Then boil the bones, enjoy Gefiltelujah #AltHallelujah
If calculation's what you seek
Nix improbability chic
Just figure how to split the tip brunch threw you
Then bistromathic drive's repast
Delivers you Slartibartfast
Here's Earth Mark 2, rebuilding hallelujah
There are no limits on the time
When you can contribute some rhymes We'll be here and happily listen to you For silliness, it has no cost You haven't any whimsy lost When you feel better, come #AltHallelujah
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Jeremy Bearimy @Satyric• 12/6/21
Replying to @NerdBurgerCraig
Y'all think that Torn is by Nat's hand
But what of poor Lis Sorensen Who wrote the words she sang much later to you
It comes to most as quite a shock that first performed by Ednaswap and only later covered by Imbruglia
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JBsatyric.bsky.social

@ellenkushner.bsky.social#althallelujah thread on the old place for a couple of years now. This is more than good enough to fit right in! We should move those over here

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GHhauman.bsky.social

#AltHallelujah and rants about Star Trek SAG/AFTRA selfies and gallons of oobleck No sign of Musk and his varied Quislings This is the content that make our hearts sing…

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AGallengarvin.bsky.social

Not my best effort. Was woken too early. #althallelujah I heard about some little cats whose owner would often chat but you don't care for breakfast songs, do ya? Here's the fixins: the fish, the chicken, opening the can, you wish I'd quick'n now the hungry cats eating! Hallelujah!

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