I know.. 😭. I genuinely love blobfish, but they ain't no globs!
I know its a bit, but as a Texan, genuinely got offended on behalf of blobfish
Wish I could tell my boss his hairline looks like a blobfish out of water without getting fired
From your lips to god’s ears! I want that Cheeto-dusted blobfish of a man so far from political power that the JWST can use him to measure the Hubble tension.
so. much. fail. imagine that pasty weird inbred failson blobfish and his crusty orange demented fair weather friend thinking their frigging -genes- are superior. that they shit gold and fart rainbows, and their only problem is people don't kiss their asses ENOUGH.
My oldest daughter’s chosen theme for her 9th birthday party was “blobfish” and I am just such a proud ichthyologist dad 🥲🙏 trying to hide my utter enthusiasm so she sticks with it for the 10th 🤞🧪🥹
teria coragem de abandonar esse ruivo de asa gostoso por um velho feio q parece um blobfish??????
poor blobfish can't help how it looks--it was born that way!
Yeah, I’m sure Ted Cruz knows all about kicking ass. Let’s see that right hook, blobfish.