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FSflansolo.bsky.social

In spite of the Candace Owens of this world, Trump's constituency is angry white people. Future historians will ignore that too, but we know. November 5th. Be there if you're tired of his shit.

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Mthegothnb.bsky.social

Falta buildar só a dehya na minha comp da mualani, buildei a candace, buildei a mualani e a xilonen to quase no garantido e tá com a build pronta pra ela

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PSpostsports.bsky.social

The WNBA is discovering the costs and benefits of the Caitlin Clark age as it becomes a business more than a unifying cause. Column by Candace Buckner:

Column | For the WNBA, a wider audience means more money, more problems
Column | For the WNBA, a wider audience means more money, more problems

The league is discovering the costs and benefits of the Caitlin Clark age, as it becomes a business more than a unifying cause.

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KJgoondocks.online

Candace Owens, foto sure. D & S are/were Trumpers, but I don't recall them saying positive things about Hitler.

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HNhumblenovice.bsky.social

You mean people like Briahna Joy Gray? I know she and Candace Owens have been agreeing on a lot of things despite being on the opposite ends of the political spectrum.

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Ttheebonedaddy.bsky.social

Candace Cameron Bure

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NMnoelmu.bsky.social
SBsimeonberry.bsky.social

“To its chlorofluorocarbonic sexiness, like stilettos in a can. / To bangs like bandshells & the minor stardust / that glazed my dresser to a high sheen” —Karyna McGlynn, “This Was Supposed to Be an Ode to Aqua Net” @sarabandebooks.bsky.social

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ODE TO AQUA NET 
 
To its chlorofluorocarbonic sexiness, like stilettos in a can. 
To bangs like bandshells & the minor stardust
that glazed my dresser to a high sheen!
 
But something keeps showing up in the mirror
behind the poem & freaking me out:
that pack of Eighth-Grade Girls who pinned me
to the bathroom floor, sprayed Aqua Net
in my eyes & hissed, Say yr a dyke, dyke...
 
Say it... I didn’t quite
say it. Instead, I cried
through lunch period,
through the rest of Texas
History, down the halls & straight
into the New Counselor’s arms.
I rode the stallion of the New Counselor’s
Concern into the sunset of the school day
& stepped out of the office with something
special: the Key to the Faculty Bathroom.
 
In third-period math, Candace saw me
staring & flashed a gun from under the hem
of her denim skirt. She gleeked smoothly
into my hair & said she would hex me. 
 
“But why do they hate me?” I cried, nearly
fainting into the New Counselor’s arms.
 
Surely, I knew. I spent my youth
yammering my way into undeserved glamour,
trying to distract from the fact that 
I was unbearable. Meanwhile, the Faculty Bathroom
was dim & forgiving. The paper towels: softer.
The soap: pearly. There was even cinnamon
mouthwash & a little stack of Dixie cups. 
 
But I was a snide, sneaky, preposterous girl
who used Big Words on purpose. I wrote
earnest poems about squirrels toying to stay
warm in winter & recited them in a Big Voice 
& lapped up all the sweet glaze
of the Language Arts teachers’ weird
love for me, like Robert Frost
had tapped my soul & sapped
my maple syrup Himself. 
 
There I go again: snapping that big brass
Faculty Key to my backpack as if
I did something to deserve it.
See me clip-clopping down those
endless halls like a My Little Pony—
straight As tattooed across my ass!
 
—Karyna McGlynn
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NLnathylys.bsky.social

👀🥽 05. Binóculos - Binoculars Assim que vi o tema lembrei da Candace sempre de olho nos irmãos kkkkk 😂 Saudades de Phineas e Ferb 😁😊 #inktober#inktober2024#inktober2024binoculars#desenho#drawing#phineasandferb#disney

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