I *love* all the trolls and conspiracy theorists crawling out now that Tampa, very narrowly, avoided the horrific levels of storm surge forecast because the storm ended up just 40km down the coast from where it easily could have done.
It's tough being fabulously and unfairly wealthy! I get tired at night and, instead of going home and crawling into bed, I have to decide which of my 20 homes to go home to and which of my 20 beds in that home to sleep in. It's exhausting. I'm asking for your sympathy.
Damn Girl are you the Phillies because despite my deep disappointment I’m 100% gonna come crawling back to you in six months
Ron Paul's still alive. They can go crawling back to him.
crawling under my desk and scratching intricate designs and unknown symbology into the wood. I find it again years later with no notion of what those symbols meant.
andy's behavior now increasingly more erratic by the moment - camera just cut to him crawling out of this bush??
The prison level now has 4 floors and there's creepy ass thing I've never seen before crawling around im so cooked
As marine animals, cephalopods live in the water, not on land. But Algae Octopus (Abdopus aculeatus) didn't get the memo, as they will regularly crawl on land to move between tide pools to eat whatever tasty animals might be there. #OCTOtober
