There was a story on Crimewatch this am: a rapist was caught. Because they couldn't match his DNA, searched the national database to see if they could find family members. They found one and he ended up getting six years. If you have a family member on the national database, don't commit crime.

“Don’t have nightmares”

no, guess that's next crimewatch!

He’s so thirsty. He’s also begging the Crimewatch account to read it.

Live from the Boating Lake Paddock, Cleethorpes with Nick Ross and MN8

Telly people talking about "the Crimewatch anniversary" - how many years does that correspond to, and is it traditional to send one another handcuffs? #Crimewatch

Well it turns out that Crimewatch now has mid-morning Tuesday slot, just in case older people weren't feeling anxious enough about the state of the country

Very disappointed that Sue Cook is not on this Bargain Hunt Crimewatch special. #SueCookhaspulledout

Crimewatch celebrating its 40th anniversary reminds me of breakfast TV last week which claimed it was 'first' and 'unique'. First and unique on the BBC maybe. People who remember 1962, Shaw Taylor and Police 5 want a word. "Keep 'em peeled"