Note to self: Do not play any Tekken after you've freshly cut your fingernails 😭

HEY PUBLISHING PEOPLE: NO ONE APPROVE ANYTHING ON NETGALLEY TOMORROW; I want to end the month at 94% and I'm hanging on by my fingernails here 😅

I'm gonna need my fingernails to quit growing at an unreasonable and exponential rate. I may need to go back into cryo sleep to slow the aging process to better match my environment.

Oh Christ, that was the year I was in Ottawa. I came to Winnipeg that December to see C, and things were hard with us. We decided to see a movie. Picked Syriana for fuck knows why. Anyway, in our precious time together we're watching fingernails being pliered off, and like,

and bite your fingernails

Motherfuckers going on first dates with dirty-ass, jagged fingernails saying shit like “oh man she friendzoned me”

How is it that it is commonplace to hear in random conversations “Me and him went to X” in English. Obviously wrong but simply not possible in any other language i know. I mean it is “fingernails on the chalkboard” wrong. How does this happen in English? #ElizaDoolittle

Having long painted fingernails is wonderful but I don't know how you ladies deal with half a bag's worth of Dorito dust under them.

Her fingernails are actually scales.

thinking about everything ive said in the last 24 hours and tearing my flesh off with my fingernails.