I was going to see if I could find it based on this alone but the first thing that came up was Freddy Fazbear being a midwife for Hatsune Miku and I think I'm done.
The funniest thing is my gyno is also a midwife so the medical assistant was like “she had to run over to labor and delivery to check on something but she’ll be back” I remember one time she casually delivered a baby right before my appointment lmfaooo
String 'em together: "Frogs of North America Birth of a Baby Typing (50-55 wpm)" So, midwife frogs deliver a baby, along with a typewriter the baby's typing furiously as he slides out. What is the baby typing? "THE HEARTBEAT. THE HEARTBEAT NEVER STOPS. IT'S DRIVING ME MAD. MUST ESCAPE SOMEHOW."
As an IT(ish) person, married to a midwife, I'm 99.9% certain this will happen once the NHS starts procuring IT in a manner that incorporates maternity services' use-cases from the start, rather than leaving it to roll-out to find they've got a bunch of requirements the shiny new IT can't meet.
I mean imagine if a community midwife could book appointments or check blood results etc through the IT system of the GP surgery in which she works, rather than having to use a separate system. But alas.
midwife crisis.
[35] Midwife - Hounds of Heaven Stereotypes exist for a reason, and the first time I heard "the hounds of heaven run like hell" delivered over a lush shoegazey drone I was like ohhhhh I get why these bitches stan Midwife! heavenmetal.bandcamp.com/track/hounds...
from the album Orbweaving
And don't forget that the U.S. was a midwife to its birth. One of the dumb things Britain's 'special relationship' sucked us into.
'Supermarkt' #FotoVorschlag Beutezug, 60s edition. 'Call the Midwife', Chatham Historic Dockyard, Kent/UK
