Forehead so oily the us army tries to invade it

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I had pupil dilating drops put in today, and on the way home, everything had an oily mess aura for about 3 hours & everything was a silly colour (0/10 - would not recommend)

Wednesday It rained again. Here's a picture of the oily mess in Amble harbour. #Photography#mobilephtography

That oily fucking dollop tried to get my editor at Faber sacked because he objected to my "language" in a book they published. He's a nasty bastard.

"Rather than being crunchy-crisp and oily like many other pan pizzas, it has a soft, yielding texture beneath a whisper-thin shell of crispness, not unlike that of a freshly-baked yeasted donut. (It even has the aroma of a fried donut when first pulled from the pan.)"

Everything's black nowadays, it really catches the oily finger smudges.

i didnt screenshot it when he actually went in but he fell for it! there was too much of a gap between the bucket and cardboard so he jumped back out but im kinda happy that he fell for it!! no more action until after dinner but were gonna try the oily bowl strat again

oh jeez I just wanna hurl now. having been traumatized all childhood by Ronnie Raygun on the TV, the very idea of that guy being *intimate*—urgh! and he's not any more appetizing in the classic Hollywood films, he's just as smarmy and oily ~Chara

All I k ow is the green chili beef burritos you would find back then were build so different just spicy oily and hot while maintaining a perfect stretchy but flakey tortilla