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PPmtwproudpig.bsky.social

So unbelievably hot. Would love to be hypnotized and made into a true cum pig to be used and abused. #sublife#cumpig

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SAheystu818.bsky.social

(Part 2) Overheard a few minutes later: Girl 2: Am I a ginger? Girl 3: Have you ever worn a white t-shirt over your swimsuit in the pool? Girl 2: No Girl 3: Then no #sublife

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SAheystu818.bsky.social

Sixth grade girl, unprompted this morning: "I want to go home, eat pickles, and take a nap." #sublife

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SAheystu818.bsky.social

It's the first day of school already. My pal Mrs. Niemeyer, addressing a room of sixth graders: "my last name is German for 'new farmer.'" Me: "and my last name is Normandic for 'of the land,' which could mean farmhand or vagrant." #sublife

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SAheystu818.bsky.social

One of the benefits of summer break is not hearing 12-year-olds say "hawk tuah" #sublife

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SMimpormable.bsky.social

confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as SUBLIFE

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Kkatrinka.bsky.social

Bf’s employer gave him a water bottle that says “sublife” on it so that will be a good running joke for awhile

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SAheystu818.bsky.social

Today I'm attending a Pre-K and high school graduation. The advice to both groups was the same: "Amazon Warehouse is always, always hiring." #sublife

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