How I feel about #TheOnion being back in print form.

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#GodsPenis#TheOnion 🌌🌠🎆🌠

God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News Network

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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK IS BACK ​:alice_pog:​ THE WORLD IS HEALING!! ​:koishi_hype:​ <www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUb0JnEsOHQ> #Onion#TheOnion#OnionNewsNetwork#satire

I’m not hyphy about having to mute theonion either The first time I laid eyes on The Onion, it was a print periodical I was in the kitchen of a good woman’s home about a mile from where I am right now. she was the mom I never had.

he should do theonion milosevic bit and just eat a big sloppy sandwich the whole time

"Breaking News: The Onion on the verge of collapse after not being able to make up shit that is more ridiculous than current reality." #News#MSM#politics#TheOnion#SatireIsDead

I had almost forgotten to always remember this ad

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Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American

ATHENS, OH—A Mexican migrant reportedly stole an occupational injury Wednesday from a hardworking American, seizing the opportunity for a broken arm from a resident who grew up in this country. “I cou...

forgot to mention i got this in the mail the other day. #theonion