It was a shotgun wedding in a shotgun house with one deputy in the front and another one in the back.

You might call it disassociation. I call it doing you a favor.

John Travolta in opening scene of Saturday Night Fever in the streets, guy who doesn't hold the chip bag firmly while you're reaching in for a handful in the sheets

I can get it up to 7" using my sciatica pillow

That's a little scary because doctors make mistakes. We need to be our own best advocates.

Do you think there’ll be more sluts at bowling or laser tag?

Sex so bad she starts reading Tolstoy to lighten the mood.

You say, “Blankets laced with smallpox,” like that’s a bad thing.

So many drugs use made up words as brand names. It must be a real pain.

It worked!