It was a shotgun wedding in a shotgun house with one deputy in the front and another one in the back.

That's a little scary because doctors make mistakes. We need to be our own best advocates.

So many drugs use made up words as brand names. It must be a real pain.

It worked!

It would be interesting to know what was going through her head right then.

We don't live in the same house. That's the key to a good marriage.

If I give up on shoe laces now, I'll be in a nursing home soon.

That's an interesting idea. I have a pair that have a ratcheting knob that tighten the laces, but the boots themselves are torture devices.

It was more of an omen.

😂