me: *pulls into gas station* google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing

turn around *****recalculating why won't you turn around *****recalculating if you were cool you'd TURN LEFT 6 FEET

Google maps: 🗣 NOOO WHERE R U GOING TURN AROUND MAKE A U TURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET

I’ll still take it over Apple Maps, who once forced me to take a surprise trip to Canada, as it’s intended route for my intended destination used a road that had been closed for five years