Overdosed on probiotic soda and hyper accelerated the evolution of my gut fauna. Today they activated their first fusion reactor and I expect them to enter a post-singularity golden age late tomorrow. Will they choose to save their dying home world (my ass) or will they abandon it for the stars?

Rushed to the ER because your bacteria have become creatures of pure energy, beyond the reach of time.

So long and thanks for the fish sticks.

I have to see this play out... followed.

Nah, when they learn how to harness the power of neurons and and the utility of pluripotency of mother cell's they be fine.

That's gonna be a helluva fart 🤭

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The fiber solution

third option: taco bell. they cant nuke you if you nuke them first