Reading my notes trying to come up with my next story idea

That’s okay, I’ll still keep eating that garbage.

The quality of sweetgreen salads has really fallen off a cliff lately… high interest environment claims another victim I fear

Probably with curvy thighs and a really unsettling facial expression

Can’t log into Twitter on my computer anymore so I’m back over here for today. Hey guys

Having 2k followers was a prison actually

While you were busy skeeting and skooting I was studying the blade

It doesn’t feel like a friday..

Omg they’re definitely cousins

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