Reading my notes trying to come up with my next story idea

The quality of sweetgreen salads has really fallen off a cliff lately… high interest environment claims another victim I fear

Can’t log into Twitter on my computer anymore so I’m back over here for today. Hey guys

While you were busy skeeting and skooting I was studying the blade

It doesn’t feel like a friday..

We asked AI to generate what it would look like if SALÒ: THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM was directed by Wes Anderson - and the results are stunning! 😍

I’m on here reading all your skeets and not saying anything

genuinely, i think mastodon failed because it discouraged shitposting

Eating a disgusting salad for lunch ❤️