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Ash (it's phonetic!)
@abarthloser.bsky.social
She/her A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense achandcrafts.etsy.com
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When someone asks how I'm doing and I say "good"l

A photo on the beach of the op (a tubby white lady) smiling in a bathing suit and sun hat, as a chair-mounted umbrella has been turned inside out and badly damaged by the wind
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I just saw this sticker in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚

A round sticker featuring Ted Cruz in front of a flag. On the bottom it says: 
THIS MAN
ATE MY SON
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APabarthloser.bsky.social

Nothing like trying out a local breakfast place and discovering their coffee is horrendous

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FGinternethippo.bsky.social

There should be a maximum number of problems you're allowed to have

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TLswordsjew.bsky.social

dressing up as a sexy baseball for the Mets Gala

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Omg, I thought the gray blanket was the thieving cat and was really confused by its anatomy ๐Ÿ˜‚

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He sounds just like my niece ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Unsurprisingly, we were asked to pull up to the door to wait for our order. It wasn't until we paid that one of my passengers actually did the math and we all had a good laugh at ordering 300 nuggets. And we were all stone sober. Just 4 very hungry and broke young adults ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Remembering the time, ~20 years ago, when I pulled up to the Wendy's drive thru in my dilapidated Cutlass and said, "Hi, I'd like 50 orders of nuggets, please" "15 orders of nuggets?" "No, 50, five zero" "... you want 50 nuggets, or 50 *orders*?" "50 orders, please!"

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TMmidnightpals.bsky.social

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i am born again! hallelujah! Rowling: tell me Rowling: have you heard Rowling: the good word about biology? Poe: what Poe: what is this now?

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Ash (it's phonetic!)
@abarthloser.bsky.social
She/her A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense achandcrafts.etsy.com
252 followers157 following1.3k posts