When Jeff Bezos dies, he'll be buried in a coffin that's way too big with a ton of air pillows

Drop kicked over a fence, a blurry photo taken and a "while you were out" note put though the door of the wrong cemetery

And he’ll be in the ground the next day cause he’s prime

He’ll also start getting a constant barrage of ads for coffins

The pallbearers will definitely have to piss in bottles too.

They'll put his coffin next to the wrong gravesite and then some random passerby will snatch it and run off.

Immediately reminded of the coffin from Ren & Stimpy

Will it be soon?

Inside a matryouchka doll-like series of increasingly larger cardboard boxes.

Delivered by an Amazon Flex driver who will take a photo including the headstone.

I always assumed he would be uploaded to Amazon and become the first rogue AI.