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Andrew Bellware
@abellware.bsky.social
There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.
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Writing 101 says that when first introducing your protagonist by name you add “(who is not a horse).”

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Bret Stephens: Twelve Questions Kamala Harris Must Answer Before I Say No to The Purge

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Move to somewhere in the US west of the flooding, east of the wildfires, south of the Canadian wildfire smoke and north of the record-breaking heat.

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Also, not only is @crewless.bsky.social right about me, I may have also coined the term "Cosmonaut Rock" and am exceedingly proud of myself (unless, it just turns out I'm remembering the term.)

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I need some bell-bottoms, huge boots, a ridiculous hat, and this bass guitar. I will make Cosmonaut Rock and it will be so funky that global consciousness itself will be expanded during the breakdowns.

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I will just add that, and you can quote me on this, I am not gonna.

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It's always just after you've fallen asleep. This is why I've always missed mine.

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Yes. But now we're in the future hellscape where it's always RICO. It's always lupus. We live in hell. It's not even that we did anything particularly bad, it's just that heaven isn't very big and filled up earlier than they originally thought. Mostly girl-groups from the 60's I think.

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Any explosion you can slow-mo walk away from, is a good one.

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Andrew Bellware
@abellware.bsky.social
There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.
54 followers45 following1.8k posts