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Andrew Bellware
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Is the abortion in the ninth month in the room with us right now???

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Writing 101 says that when first introducing your protagonist by name you add “(who is not a horse).”

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Fneptunian9.bsky.social

Always a bridesmaid, never the voice that mysteriously bleeds from the corner of your bedroom wall.

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DBbeeb33.bsky.social

what is it that makes us sleepy and how do we destroy it?

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Coworker: You look exactly like this guy I went to school with! Me: Impossible! I have culled the population of all my doppelgangers! There can only be one. Coworker: What? Me: What!? Nothing!

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Today Jimmy Carter is officially too old to play with Lego

Lego box 
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GGgarethgwynn.bsky.social

"Sorry it's Teams" really is the "Is Pepsi Okay?" for the 2020s.

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You can't fly under the radar when the mobile station has both ground-level and sky-watching antennae.

A harlequin rabbit with one ear up and the other ear down.
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Squigglewhimpus dribblesnuggle. I could create a graphic to explain but it wouldn't help.

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Andrew Bellware
@abellware.bsky.social
There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.
54 followers45 following1.8k posts