Hi everybody. I have some very good news: The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today. We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month. It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.
The satirical site is hoping a newspaper with fake stories and fake ads will lead to real money.
LLMs are useless for lawyering and other tasks involving actual analysis and understanding not because the technology hasn't gotten there yet, but because that's fundamentally not what statistical word association is capable of doing. Not only can't it understand, it's not even trying to understand.
Reminder that Aaron Swartz was facing 35 years in prison and financial devastation for trying to programmatically download and open the contents of JSTOR, which led to him taking his own life. But OpenAI is going to scrape all of academia and make billions by plagiarizing it.
When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else
they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
Buy five White Claws for $200 and turn this bitch around!
the court is auctioning off all of alex jones' chili. he can't have chili anymore.