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A Big Dumb Moron
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Trying my best.
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¿Matt Gaetz’s son/lover?

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Where the fuck was THIS on that high school career aptitude test? I could have done great things.

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MUmelissanarchy.bsky.social

every morning i have to stop sleeping. because of wokeness

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What your post failed to consider is me, a complete stranger with bad opinions

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I think it’s pretty racist that you can’t imagine a world where the Federated Latin American Navy operates the largest and stealthiest fleet of nuclear-powered submarines in the world

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Ffunkelly.bsky.social

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
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DARE as I experienced it was a cop showing up to a 5th grade class with Hunter Thompson’s briefcase of drugs from Fear and Loathing and saying “Have you heard of marijuana kids? Well these are exactly the effects of mescaline, and these are the ways you can take meth.”

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DSdasharez0ne.bsky.social

OPE - dashare.zone ADMIN

A FREINGLY SKALATON TRYEN TO GO ABOUT THERE BUSNESS BUT THERE ALWAYS IN THE WAY OR SOMEONES IN DA WAY AND DA TEXT SAYS "I GO FROM ZERO TO OPE IN 0.8 SECOND'S ,SORRY BUD, OPE, SORREY, SCUSE ME HERE, GONNA SCOOCH ON BY YA,SORRY THERE,SORRY COMIN THRU GONNA SNEAK THRU REAL QUICK,OPE,SCUSE ME SORRY,OPE" AND THEY DIDENT KNOW UNTIL LIKE 2 YEAR'S AGO THAT NOT EVERY ONE SAID IT ,WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR AROUND OTHER PEPOLE, DO YOU JUST SAY NOTHING SEEM'S WEIRD, DO YOU SAY A FULL SENTENSE SEEM'S LIKE TO MUCH TALKEN ,WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE AROUND OTHER PEPOLE ,WHY IS EVERY INTERACTION A PUZZLE WHY DID EVERY ONE AGREE TO MAKE EVERY THING OUT OF PLASTIC AND PUT IT BACK IN DA GROUND FOREVER ,THAT JUST TURN'S DA GROUND INTO MILK JUG'S AND POP BOTTEL'S ,MAY BE THE ALIEN'S GAVE US THE IDEA AND THE TECNOLOGY TO DO IT BECUASE THEY LOVE PLASTIC ,MAYBE THERE FARMING US TO TURN ALL CRUDE OIL INTO PLASTIC LIKE WHEN WE TURN GRASS INTO BURGER'S AND MILK WITH COW'S , OUTA SPACE GOTTA GO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMI
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Bcrushbort.bsky.social

they should give hockey players gloves with skates on them so they can do capoeira + skate “werewolf style”

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WMweirdmedieval.bsky.social

just found out there was a medieval italian guy called bartolomeo coglioni which means "bartholomew balls" and his coat of arms was three pairs of balls and his war cry was "coglia! coglia! coglia!" which means "balls! balls! balls!"

A watercolor coat of arms featuring three stylised pairs of testicles
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A Big Dumb Moron
@abigdumbmoron.bsky.social
Trying my best.
33 followers71 following97 posts