Where the fuck was THIS on that high school career aptitude test? I could have done great things.

Do they need a loud latino? I can even wear a bandana if they want me to

I'm German, I was born for this job

This is very true. I have spent many years doing business in Japan. I would always ask my local employees, "What question do you want me to ask that you cannot?" (In meetings with Japanese customers).

Duuuude. I know. I *so* would have done *the fuck outta* this job.

Wait, I could have been paid to do that? Well damn, my life would have taken a whole different trajectory.

I want this job. I'd be so good at it

you cant figure out basic web tech

I assume that this position is unfilled at Square

Also works well in bad UK hotel restaurants! I was very grateful to my friend for playing up the Loud Southern American Lady but

I can vouch that this is still a thing.