male faze? female gaze? no, i make art for the giggling gays
my lover? covered in body glitter me? ready to ingest some microplastics
shadows are the same but in reverse, btw
idk what artist needs to hear this, but the key to painting people of color is that light *rests* on light skin but it *reflects* off dark skin
even gas station tv is God 😑
when you're scattering ashes you gotta make sure you stand upwind so your dearly departed doesn't blow back into your face and make you sneeze a bunch
not a witch in the religious sense, but in the sense that i'm still a 6 y/o wearing my blankie as a cape and making "potions" out of leaves and hose water
srs/ one time i lost a friend bc i refused to apologize for my joke about a genderqueer boi genius named "Jimmy Neutrois"
two guys with 30k combined followers are over on twitter calling this post a microaggression against men /srs
putting brushes loaded with oil and toxic metals in my bun to hold them between uses is convenient and, furthermore, i will never regret it