male faze? female gaze? no, i make art for the giggling gays

my lover? covered in body glitter me? ready to ingest some microplastics

idk what artist needs to hear this, but the key to painting people of color is that light *rests* on light skin but it *reflects* off dark skin

even gas station tv is God 😑

when you're scattering ashes you gotta make sure you stand upwind so your dearly departed doesn't blow back into your face and make you sneeze a bunch

not a witch in the religious sense, but in the sense that i'm still a 6 y/o wearing my blankie as a cape and making "potions" out of leaves and hose water

srs/ one time i lost a friend bc i refused to apologize for my joke about a genderqueer boi genius named "Jimmy Neutrois"

putting brushes loaded with oil and toxic metals in my bun to hold them between uses is convenient and, furthermore, i will never regret it

putting "secure attachment style" in my tinder bio

rituals are a hygienic thing just like showering and doing dishes