the feminine urge to become a creature straight out of men’s nightmares

That's so unbelievably hot 😭

Or even better IMO, a creature straight out of their fantasies who'll still lead them to their doom.

c’est moi, le creature

It's easy. Just know more than them about something.

Well i wouldn’t kick her out of bed for hovering over it and immobilizing me while she drained my life energy (because of the aforementioned immobilizing)

straight?

putting on my seal skin and going full selkie mode to wreak vengeance on men who are foolish enough to try and trick me into marriage by dragging them into the sea

uh-huh, "to become," i believe you

I don’t check What’s Hot Classic in forever and this is the first thing I return to.

No grace! Please don't become responsibilities!