kids today don't understand the appeal of You've Got Mail because they've never lived in a world where receiving an email doesn't make you want to slit your wrists
Humanity really went wrong when we gave up on the vengeful and bloody old gods who mediated our sense of alienation from the universe
"Lol I didn't see this til now" - guy who definitely saw this before now
If I had a time machine I would keep going back to the 1800s and filing patents for Edison's inventions an hour before he arrived at the patent office.
I tried calling my dad on Thursday and he texted that he'd call me back and then he didn't for two days so I texted him asking if everything was okay because I haven't heard from him and he texted back "oh and why is that?" like it's my fault we haven't spoken
International Women's Day is almost over. I hope all you ladies got your one free kill in before the deadline.
The thing about self awareness is that there is an exact sweet spot where it's good. Go under that amount and you'll ruin other people's lives and go over it and you'll ruin your own.
I'll never get over how Stephen King became famous as a horror writer when his short stories and fantasy novels are just overwhelmingly better than his horror. And I love his horror!! But they are 100% where he is weakest as a prosaist.
As long as you're a good driver it's okay to text and drive