International Women's Day is almost over. I hope all you ladies got your one free kill in before the deadline.

The thing about self awareness is that there is an exact sweet spot where it's good. Go under that amount and you'll ruin other people's lives and go over it and you'll ruin your own.

I'll never get over how Stephen King became famous as a horror writer when his short stories and fantasy novels are just overwhelmingly better than his horror. And I love his horror!! But they are 100% where he is weakest as a prosaist.

As long as you're a good driver it's okay to text and drive

I didn't think it was possible for mannequins to be homos and yet

Any time you're reading a biography of some brilliant but apparently inscrutable political leader there's always a point in the book where you realize "oh they're just autistic"

Socially liberal fiscally a mass murderer

I do not care for this new millennium

Jesus Scaring the Hoes (0 CE, colourized)

Budd Dwyer is the last western politician who understood honour