Okay, let's try it this way for the polling crowd: If you were to ask a survey question about J.D. and the couch, how would you phrase it?

Hmmm “There have been a lot of jokes made about Republican VP candidate JD Vance and a piece of furniture. Do you happen to know what piece of furniture is involved in these jokes?” [if r responds couch/sofa/love seat]: “What best describes your response to this kind of joke?”