Six colourful fuck offs from around the world: 6. Go comb a monkey (Brazil) 5. Go ski into a spruce (Finland) 4. Go fry some asparagus (Colombia) 3. Go get fucked by a blind bear (Albania) 2. Go take it in your ass from a runaway donkey (Italy) 1. Go back home, your mother made you waffles (France)
A lad at my secondary school raised his hand during a physics lesson and, when the teacher asked what he wanted, replied in a quiet, almost puzzled, tone: "Sir, go and stick an apple and an orange up your arse."
I particularly like "vai se fuder com cobra pra ter filho comprido" (go fuck a snake and have lengthy kids)
Is there a Hungarian expression? They use to be very offensive - their “most basic” bad word means something like “fuck off your mother’s ₽u$$y”.
I was once extolling the virtues of English cricket to an Australian truck driver in a bar in Alice Springs and he said to me: “Why don’t you go f*** your shoes, there’s been a Pom c*** standing in them all day”.
My granny used to say, "Go pound sand," and it always made me think of a toddler angrily punching the ground at the beach, mid-tantrum.
an old (regional?) Dutch one: ga thuis bij je moeder de kachel uitpissen! go home to your mum to piss out the boiler!
The French waffles thing is cute, but what I hear most often these days is 'va te faire cuire le cul' - 'Go get your ass cooked'. Which of course is available in all manners of subjunctive: 'qu'il aille se faire cuire le cul'.
Another Brazilian one: "go pick up little coconuts" And another: "go see if I'm around the corner"