happy annual googling of "when is Chanukah this year" to all who celebrate (it's the 7th-15th)

Happy annual googling "when is Chanukah this year" to all who calibrate.

Or you can do like I did and marry a Hebrew school teacher who can just tell you.

The answer is, as always, "not when you think it should be"

This one needed a spoiler alert, now I can’t celebrate until next year!