According to Republicans, an attempt at crime/fraud/insurrection doesn’t count unless it succeeds, so I don’t know what they’re upset about.

If I could crossstich, that last line would be going on my wall

The Onion first started posting this TEN YEARS ago

TOtheonion.comSep 4, 2024 8:31pm

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

WINDER, GA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Georgia in which a lone attacker killed at least four individuals and injured nine others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of...

That’s fcking glorious!

We really do! Whatever it’s called, I’m feeling it too.

Call me damaged, but this is the content I crave

It’s so wild that advocating for everyone to have freedom and healthcare—Republicans included—pisses Republicans off.

WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS -me taking magnesium

Maybe the real jam is the one we pumped up along the way