i found a skunk with a peanut butter jar stuck on his head on sunday morning, and it had been there for a while. i pried it off and tried gave him cpr (or just like chest compressions) and he seemed to come back to life.

i had to wipe the peanut butter off his mouth cause it was blocking his nose. he started having what looked like a seizure and then just continued shaking for like 40 minutes. i thought i he had permanent brain damage and i had condemned him to some horrible half-life.