Henry: "I say I heard an unsettling rumour at my club yesterday." Damian: "Oh no. Not about Jimmy Savile again.". 35 years old!

Don't you just hate it when they cover your onion rings in chips? If I wanted chips I'd have ordered them... #DogLuckyDay

Although the days of being able to kill a dog by accidentally dropping a computer screen on it have probably long gone.

Drop the Dead Donkey is currently being repeated on #RewindTV. If you want to see just how much the world has been going round in circles you should watch it. And keep in mind it's 35 years old now.

I would REALLY like to watch Agatha All Along but my kebab still hasn't arrived.

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Walkies?

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It's that time of the year. When we start using a new #Discworld Diary. Paper and pen. Old school.

Spoiler Alert: Media shock as the 2 candidates, who for months they'd been predicting would be the final 2 candidates, are in fact the 2 final candidates in the Tory leadership race. 🙄

Setting up a Blue sky account.

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