Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of The Communist Party, Charlie Brown?

You’ve always been the caretaker, Charlie brown!

Raise High The Roofbeams, Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown, they’re lesbians

Is it safe, Charlie Brown?

Everyone’s Gone to the Rapture, Charlie Brown.

This bit has brought me almost a full 24 hours of joy. Thank you.

Why Do They Call It Oven When You Of In The Cold Food Out Hot Eat The Food, Charlie Brown?

Since the little girl he was smitten with had RED hair, I think we can assume, emphatically, yes.

I Have Never In My Life Yelled At A Girl Like This, Charlie Brown

You Have To Put Your Body Upon The Gears, And Upon The Wheels, Upon The Levers, Upon All The Apparatus, And You've Got To Make It Stop, Charlie Brown