(interviewing Twitter CEO) Interviewer: Musk said all users of X will be “combined into a single giant ball of flesh” and “the ball will be sentient, it will remember the people it used to be.” Is that true? CEO: He said that? Yes, he said that. We discussed it. I know all about the flesh ball

In The Posts, The Cities

Great, he's a post symphony Castlevania fan...*eyeroll*

Concerning

Are we doing a granfaloon again?

Verified portions of the fleshball will be given priority positioning, with their noseflesh farther from pieces of anusflesh.

CEO: The flesh ball is old news, and also you're wrong about it. It's actually good news, and several advertisers have already joined the flesh ball.

Musk really needs to ease off on the ketamine and cannabis combo. He's having trouble finding his way back to reality.

Is that what Limbo was about?

Sometimes I forget Musk isn't the CEO.