Please don't hurt yourself

oh wait that wasn't a joke post was it

Footjob in an old victorian living room with the fireplace going with somebody with the pawed foot thigh highs

Punts it

when i was like 12 i saw my dad preparing a pork tenderloin and i had never seen a pork tenderloin before so i asked, "what's that, dad?" and he said, "tonight we dine on horse penis"

Calling on the diaspora like the spirit bomb rn

NOTHING NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

Play South Africa in HOI4 and wait to die of boredom.

Did springtrap ever hear about 9/11

This is cool but it feels better as a one shot rather than trying to stretch that into a whole campaign