Proud to announce that my 70+yo dad has worked extremely hard over the years to shed the homophobia he learned as a child and that tonight he tried to argue to me that all vampires are bisexual

You can't prove that's not true

Please keep us posted as this evolves. I am interested in your dad’s theory

He's right and he should say it. Also congrats to your dad for doing the work!

This is going to be one of our better family arguments if I have to actually go into the study and find one of our copies of Dracula. Usually the good arguments end with someone getting the OED out.

When you're immortal eventually you will run out of new experiences. So it's only natural to start pursuing avenues that push at your previously estaished boundaries. "What We Do In the Shadows" understood the assignment.

almost intrinsically they are bisexual, your dad has come a long way and understands the game well

Your father is correct as far as I'm concerned (also this is very sweet)

He's right, after all vampires live for decades, its only natural you'd start to get at least a little bit curious about your sexuality at that point

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Dracula clearly has Jonathan there for one tasty purpose, and he gets REALLLLY jelly when his brides try to make a move on his new best friend. But he also thinks Mina is a total snack, very literally. Your father is correct.