Having TMJ is like having portable chiropractor ASMR with you at all times.
I went back to Twitter today, and I feel like it, here, and threads are probably the best options. My dislike of Elon is only outweighed by my love for the people in our community there. So I may post a bit. Not sure.
So now that I have more time, am I supposed to post on here and Twitter? Or…*leans against post* like, what are the cool people doing?
Finished my master’s thesis! I graduate in a little less than two months! Now what do I do with myself?
I did not realize it until today, but I told the EMTs to look at a picture of Danny Trejo dressed as cupid. That was apparently what I, in all seriousness, insisted contained my emergency information.
Yesterday I had 911 called on me due to cataplexy. As I could talk before I could move the rest of my body, I tried to tell the EMTs to check my phone wallpaper, as it had all my emergency info. And it usually does! However, yesterday, it was unfortunately set to something different.
I don’t know what you mean. This is the most busy I ever am.
People say “LMFAO” without thought, but have you thought of those of us who lost our asses in intense comedy accidents? Think before you text.
If somebody offers you a piece of cake just eat the fucking cake nobody’s impressed that you can turn down cake