Having TMJ is like having portable chiropractor ASMR with you at all times.
So now that I have more time, am I supposed to post on here and Twitter? Or…*leans against post* like, what are the cool people doing?
Finished my master’s thesis! I graduate in a little less than two months! Now what do I do with myself?
Yesterday I had 911 called on me due to cataplexy. As I could talk before I could move the rest of my body, I tried to tell the EMTs to check my phone wallpaper, as it had all my emergency info. And it usually does! However, yesterday, it was unfortunately set to something different.
People say “LMFAO” without thought, but have you thought of those of us who lost our asses in intense comedy accidents? Think before you text.
If somebody offers you a piece of cake just eat the fucking cake nobody’s impressed that you can turn down cake
When I’m feeling well: “Hi, how are you doing?” When I’m feeling poorly: “You are incredible. How are you so beautiful? I love you, you know that? Like our Queen Rihanna says, ‘shine bright like a diamond.’”
Again, really sorry I'm bad at being on this app, but please be aware that there is a global strike for Palestine tomorrow. Even all of Lebanon is going to go on strike. Please participate as much as possible. Bisan & Motaz have asked us for help and to make this a big showing. Please participate.
I hope Weird Al outlives me. I don’t wanna deal with that