Sir, you are a national... nay... Universal and Multidimensional treasure. Even aliens love you.

Man, I'm sorry about your junior prom that was uncalled for on your date's behalf

You are a national treasure. I can’t believe that someone found a way to get me to watch debate clips and enjoy auto tone at the same time. You’re my President, okay?

Norm Al

The entertainment we deserve

No accordion?

Actually a banger.

Ain't that the truth. Tangentially, this old ditty turned out to be depressingly prescient; we are, indeed, all clowns too now - youtu.be/OIn2l0gG_ds?...

We Finally beat medicare -Joe Biden Can I vote for the brainworm? Not Kennedy I just want the worm

How do we get this man on the ballot