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Alyssa "Fartbags" Pants
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Probably a lot of shitposting and talking about wrestling. šŸ‡µšŸ‡­šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø She/her ko-fi.com/alyssapants Write letters to voters with me: votefwd.org/goal-page/alyssapants
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ā€œNationwide, immigrants are a vital force in powering the American job machine and keeping the U.S. economy humming.ā€ ā€œWere it not for immigration, job growth likely would have stalled.ā€ www.npr.org/2024/09/20/n...

Without immigrants, America's job growth would have stalled
Without immigrants, America's job growth would have stalled

Springfield has become a lightning rod in a pitched battle over immigration. Meanwhile, Dayton has welcomed immigrants for more than a decade, to fill vacant jobs and revitalize old neighborhoods.

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Naw, honestly, Iā€™m only thinking about the Cybertruck because my town is getting the Cybertruck cop cars. Iā€™m here for a Nissan Leaf or something like that, those are hella cool

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lol buddy, this was a goof specifically about Teslas. I have no beef with EVs. Also you liked your own post hahahaha

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Not sure that the cops having Tesla cars will help road safety at all. If a car thatā€™s prone to explosion is chasing me, I will absolutely try to get away from it as fast as possible

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threads makes me literally feel like i am slowly losing my grasp on reality

ceejay0087 1d
QUESTION. Why do women at the gym tuck their shirt in the back and leave it hanging in the front?
Do they want us to look at their ass?? Or is there a real legit reason as to why they do this?? I'm just wondering lol

realrickygarcia * 12h
Quick question for my beloved Jewish friends. Why don't you guys accept Jesus as Lord and Savior over your lives?

its__kimberlyy 10h
Before anyone messages me again, I'm aware of the video with the CARROT on IG. It was an act of revenge. I am not ashamed. I even posted the video on my FEED afterwards! I'm fine as hell
I don't care what people say about me!!!
a_quiet_nomad @ 12h
People who were born in October, November and December
How were you born in those months if pregnancy only takes 9 months?

hellomynamesjon 11h
why does everyone keep saying "cat 5"? just say the extra three syllables. you have the time.

trishcantler 7h
Dear people on Treads, MY thread about MY thanksgiving dinner and what I want to cut out or not cut out, was NOT an invitation to YOU to tell me what YOU would cut out of MY DINNER THAT YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO! PS Salad is gross so stop suggesting it! JFC

ricktmiddleton64 10h
Just less than 3 months ago doctors brought me back after I had died. I wish they had left me alone and not brought me back.
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We gotta spam our Facebooks with pro-Kamala, economy-centric, minions memes to persuade our family

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Ttiny.baby

if you really believe the democrats can control the weather why are you fighting them. shouldn't you be afraid of that

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I think Google might have the wrong picture here šŸ¤¼

A screenshot of google search for Thamiko Fatu but the main image is of Kevin Owens resting his face on a wrestling turnbuckle
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IF YOU'RE IN GEORGIA, CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION. THE DEADLINE IS OCT. 7 TO REGISTER. YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE REGISTERED AND FIND YOU ARE NOW "INACTIVE." mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/

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Trump and Vance have a new phrase for national abortion ban, which is ā€œnational minimum standard.ā€ Thatā€™s just an abortion ban. Theyā€™re using it to claim Trump doesnā€™t support an abortion ban when he does, and much of the media is falling for it www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Trump and Vance Are Calling Their Abortion Ban Something New
Trump and Vance Are Calling Their Abortion Ban Something New

Donā€™t be confused by Trump and Vanceā€™s word games.

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Alyssa "Fartbags" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Probably a lot of shitposting and talking about wrestling. šŸ‡µšŸ‡­šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø She/her ko-fi.com/alyssapants Write letters to voters with me: votefwd.org/goal-page/alyssapants
137 followers212 following279 posts