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Alyssa "Fartbags" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Probably a lot of shitposting and talking about wrestling. 🇵🇭🇺🇸 She/her ko-fi.com/alyssapants Write letters to voters with me: votefwd.org/goal-page/alyssapants
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Naw, honestly, I’m only thinking about the Cybertruck because my town is getting the Cybertruck cop cars. I’m here for a Nissan Leaf or something like that, those are hella cool

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lol buddy, this was a goof specifically about Teslas. I have no beef with EVs. Also you liked your own post hahahaha

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THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU

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CNN HAS BEEN FIXING IT IN POST!!! (But fr tho, that was my first reaction too hahaha)

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MKmaxkennerly.bsky.social

Okay but in fairness the Internet is bad, and Tim Berners-Lee was wrong to suggest it.

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Is this them admitting that she’s kind of fuckin cool? Lmao when that moment happened I thought to myself “well that’s kind of a cool guy thing to say 😎”

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It me! 🚩🚩🚩

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Ddarthbart.bsky.social

Pawn Stars meme template where the best the Pawn Stars guy can give is the guy from Pawn Stars. It's an exceedingly clever reference.
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APalyssapants.bsky.social

Oh, your thumb doesn’t attach in the middle of your palm and then bend in a weird direction?? 😹

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💯 It’s bad strategy!

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Alyssa "Fartbags" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Probably a lot of shitposting and talking about wrestling. 🇵🇭🇺🇸 She/her ko-fi.com/alyssapants Write letters to voters with me: votefwd.org/goal-page/alyssapants
137 followers212 following279 posts