The felon sent out a fundraising text claiming that Tim Walz will “unleash hell on earth.” What’s your favorite way Tim Walz will “unleash hell?” I’ll start: Tim Walz will unleash hell by insisting that everyone fasten their damn seatbelts.

But, but, but.... that's communism.....

He's too mid-Western for that. No: Tim Walz will unleash heck.

Tim Walz will unleash hell on earth by making what he signed up for in the biggest casserole dish in his kitchen to the potluck, along with extra napkins and a roll of foil so folks can take home leftovers. (He also brought a notecard with the ingredients, and extras so others can write theirs)Tim Walz will unleash hell on earth by making what he signed up for in the biggest casserole dish in his kitchen to the potluck, along with extra napkins and a roll of foil so folks can take home leftovers. (He also brought a notecard with the ingredients, and extras so others can write theirs)

Tim Walz will unleash hell by reminding you to put down that game controller for awhile and go outside and play.

Get ready for a national war on crabgrass

Tim Walz will unleash hell by paying for the coffee/beer/food for the person in line behind him.

Tm Walz will unleash hell by inviting you to join him on his porch for an O'Doul's.

Tim Walz isn’t mad that you put a scratch in his car, but he’s super disappointed that you didn’t tell him about it.

All sides are replaced with tater tots

Tim Walz will unleash hell on earth by proudly adopting the sobriquet “Tampon Tim” that the R’s intended to be an insult.