Insta keeps advertising me dental equipment and tattoo; it knows I want to stab people with sharp objects, it's just not confident on the specifics
Klingon Therapist: "MENTAL ILLNESS IS A BATTLE THAT CANNOT BE WON DECISIVELY, BUT MUST BE BESTED EACH DAY ANEW. IT IS A PERSISTENT ENEMY, BUT A KNOWABLE ONE. AND WHAT DO WE SAY IN THE FACE OF SUCH AN ENEMY?" Me, sharpening my bat'leth: "Come get some, petaQ." Klingon Therapist: *nodding* "Qapla'."
The racism behind chatGPT we aren't talking about... This year, I learned that students use chatGPT because they believe it helps them sound more respectable. And I learned that it absolutely does not work. A thread. 🧵
Ash Wednesday?
When that bird has a butt it's a swoose caboose
Disposable contact lenses are just a subscription to 'being able to see'
