Insta keeps advertising me dental equipment and tattoo; it knows I want to stab people with sharp objects, it's just not confident on the specifics
Klingon Therapist: "MENTAL ILLNESS IS A BATTLE THAT CANNOT BE WON DECISIVELY, BUT MUST BE BESTED EACH DAY ANEW. IT IS A PERSISTENT ENEMY, BUT A KNOWABLE ONE. AND WHAT DO WE SAY IN THE FACE OF SUCH AN ENEMY?" Me, sharpening my bat'leth: "Come get some, petaQ." Klingon Therapist: *nodding* "Qapla'."
The racism behind chatGPT we aren't talking about... This year, I learned that students use chatGPT because they believe it helps them sound more respectable. And I learned that it absolutely does not work. A thread. 🧵
Disposable contact lenses are just a subscription to 'being able to see'
I, a cis woman who takes HRT for early-onset menopause, have shared and will share my meds with my partner, a non-binary person who takes HRT for gender-confirming therapy. They'll share em with me. It's the same brand.
ever since learning that the national bird of 🍉, the p❤️lestine sunbird survived a name change attempt… & that occupiers drove a subspecies of crocodile endemic to the region to extinction… I couldn’t get this image out of my head. a ceasefire is the bare minimum. but let’s start there.
‘Scuse me fellas but I’ll be busy fighting the homosexual agenda on a floating island inhabited entirely by virile white men, fashioning a new world for ourselves alone, free of any feminine decadence, our rippling forearms and muscled backs sweaty and gleaming shirtless beneath the tropical sun.
Anne Hathaway walked out of a Vanity Fair photo shoot Tuesday morning in support of the Condé Nast Union walk out “They hadn’t even started taking photos yet. Once Anne was made aware of what was going on, she just got up from hair and makeup and left”
Nearly 400 Condé Nast Union members are currently holding a 24-hour work stoppage to protest negotiation practices they claim are unlawful.