In the short break between days-long rains, went to a winery with the family. Sat outdoors and played some games.

The worst part about insomnia is having to eat all those spiders while I'm awake

YOUR HISTORY TEACHER NEVER TOLD YOU- *me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you. YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT- Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54. HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT- Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?

say what you will about gustav holst that mother fucker knew exactly what planets sound like

The oldest child was playing a bunch of escape room games online, so I showed them The Witness and now my free time is consumed by helping them solve all the puzzles in that game.

Let me walk through all the ways this essay in The Chronicle fails and the potential harm it can cause to an already marginalized group--students with disabilities. I'm not linking to it, because I don't want to drive more clicks. 🧵 1/x

i 💯 don’t prepare my students for the world out there. i prepare them to build better ones. and to do that, i try to show them what those worlds could be if we started with the simple, but apparently, radical idea that people are the priority.

Turns out no poll was necessary. I made a "run for the border", as they said from 1988 to 1994.

Do I use my almost-an-hour-window near lunch time to go get Taco Bell today?

Am I the only one who is a little concerned that the Romneys seem to be growing at literally an exponential rate?