count dracula: at last iāve got you wolf man wolf man: at last iāve got you dracula *dracula turns into a bat* *wolf man turns into a wolf* godzilla: weird flex, but ok *eats them both*
TV ADVERTISING IN THE U.S. The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees." The image on-screen:
count dracula: at last iāve got you wolf man wolf man: at last iāve got you dracula *dracula turns into a bat* *wolf man turns into a wolf* godzilla: weird flex, but ok *eats them both*
šµ quantum physical, physical šµ Sir Isaac Newton-John
me: *posts a joke on bluesky I'm convinced is a banger* everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*
I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice