count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula *dracula turns into a bat* *wolf man turns into a wolf* godzilla: weird flex, but ok *eats them both*

TV ADVERTISING IN THE U.S. The announcer: "Side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea, aneurysms, strokes, massive heart attacks and angry murder sprees." The image on-screen:

get your hand off that thing we're filming

what are YOU giving out this Halloween?

count dracula: at last i’ve got you wolf man wolf man: at last i’ve got you dracula *dracula turns into a bat* *wolf man turns into a wolf* godzilla: weird flex, but ok *eats them both*

unending misery would be a woebius strip

🎵 quantum physical, physical 🎵 Sir Isaac Newton-John

If anyone can guess this animal I will eat a box of Krispy Kreme’s😏

me: *posts a joke on bluesky I'm convinced is a banger* everyone else: *a silence so vast and terrifying that the living will envy the dead*

I'm sorry I didn't come to your funeral but you didn't seem to notice