Son of a bitch, I'm in

Love it!

Oh, Susan Sarandon?

People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.

This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

scrolling by some targeted ad for a pet treat dispenser & hearing "roargia o'reefe" in a scooby doo voice in my head all the sudden

You don’t truly appreciate loss until your vape dies 5 minutes into a funeral service

Omg noot

she was beautifully sleek, polished, humming with quiet power, like a Ferrari F355 GTS with 6-speed transmission and steel monocoque. one could not help but feel drawn to her - unlike the F355, which had limited charm and was recalled for fuel leakage issues

Oh, dear